Mayonnaise Valentine's Day
My buddy Marty Key (A.K.A. Marty Violence) commissioned a painting of Duke's Mayonnaise (a southern delicacy) for his wife to celebrate Valentine's Day. Nothing says romance like mayonnaise. Apparently she burst into tears upon seeing it. I don't know if this was because she really loves Duke's or because she was like, "why is my husband giving me a painting of mayonnaise?!"
I'm pretty certain it's the former, as she's a foodie and a prolific chef. Anyhow, I'm glad she liked it, and I hope my representation of the condiment doesn't hurt my standing in the vegan community (come search my 'fridge...all you'll find is dijon Nayonnaise, I swear!).